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Lasting longer than a celebrity relationship deserves a card.

Lasting longer than a celebrity relationship deserves a card.

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Carmen
+ Dennis

 

Carmen Electra & Dennis Rodman

When you spend all your free time around strippers it would seem like a good idea to bring one home. But a pole in the bedroom just builds bacteria.

Their vows lasted nine days.

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”We’ve lasted longer than Carmen & Dennis.”

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Ali
+ Mario

 

Ali Landry & Mario Lopez

A pageant girl proved to be too extra for him. Even wedding bells couldn’t save them.

They lasted only eighteen days.

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”Congrats on making it longer than Ali & Mario.”

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Kim
+ Kris

 


Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries 

You would think that a second-tier basketball player and a second-tier celebrity would be a perfect match. They must of fought over who was less relevant.

They ended their fairy tale after seventy-two days.

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”For lasting longer than Kim & Kris.”

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Pam
+ Kid

 


Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock

You reach an age when running on the beach is no longer sexy, even to a guy from lower class Detroit.  

Their marriage lasted only four months.

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”A love that lasted longer than Pamela & Kid Rock deserves to be celebrated.”

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Renée
+ Kenny

 


Renée Zellweger & Kenny Chesney

It’s hard writing country songs when things are going well. Even when you can steal lyric ideas from your lover’s diary.

Their romp in the hay lasted four months.

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”Your love may be young, but you’ve lasted longer than Renée & Kenny.”

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Elisabeth
+ Fred

 


Elisabeth Moss & Fred Armisen

Being a handmaiden must have been less torturous than living with someone from Portland.

They were married for only eight months.

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”Hard to believe we’ve lasted longer than Elisabeth & Fred.”

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Drew
+ Tom

 


Drew Barrymore & Tom Green

Just because you’re one guy’s angel doesn’t mean you’re another guy’s. Especially when that guy would suck on any utter.

They lasted nine months.

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”Not exactly, but your relationship has lasted longer than Drew & Tom.”

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Katy
+ Russell

 


Katy Perry & Russell Brand

Sobriety, check. Overcoming drug addiction, check. Living with a pop star, now that’s too much to handle.

Their verse lasted fourteen months.

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”Every day this love lasts is one more day than Katy & Russell.”

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Julia
+ Lyle

 

Julia Roberts & Lyle Lovett

A pretty woman and a not so pretty man. It’s a surprise they lasted as long as they did, which was twenty-one months.

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”To being together longer than Julia & Lyle.”

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Britney
+ K-Fed

 

Britney Spears & Kevin Federline

They brought us hopeEvery guy in the world no matter how ugly or not talented started to believe he could get any girl.

Too bad the glimmer lasted for only two years.

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”A celebration is in order for lasting longer than Britney & K-Fed.”

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